That's what my sister Elizabeth called me today. And apart from the "panda" which I don't really understand, she's quite right.
Yesterday, I went for a physical so I could substitute teach and they talked me into having the new tetnus injection, which has a progestin booster, because apparently progestin is fatal to children. So, my left arm is largely useless for anything other than typing and knitting. And my toe still hurts any time I move or adjust it. It feels like any motion I make elicits an "ow."
I hope this doesn't last long. I feel old.